Just For Laughs Like. Enjoy.

1. They take advantage when you're most vulnerable

2. Think they could get anyone they wanted

3. They get too old for sleepovers

4. They don't call when they say they will

5. They always say that they went to the gym – first of all yeah right and second of all we don't even care so just shut up

6. Ew. Beards

7. They demand too much

8. What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

9. When they're with their friends they're like a completely different person

10. They offer to pay but they don't intend to pay. So next time don't offer!

11. They don't properly let their best friends know emotional stuffness

12. They never want to be the last one to text

13. They don't appreciate McFly

14. They always put their hands down their pants. Ew

15. They are rubbish on the phone

16. They are so manipulative. They make you feel bad when they did the bad thing.

17. They make you think that it's only you but then secretly they have all these other girls, like hidden ones

18. They get let off the whole having a baby ordeal

19. "It's a guy thing." Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

20. They're not good with romantic movies

21. They are unhygienic

22. They are so selfish

23. They don't make an effort with your friends

24. "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together" really means "I am gay"

25. Sometimes they don't know when they should be protective

26. They have one top/ one pair of shoes that they always wear and it's not even that good!

27. They are too lazy to go shopping

28. They don't compliment you on your clothes even when it's really obvious that you tried hard they just don't

29. They always talk about themselves

30. WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT FAMILY GUY ANYWAY!!!!

31. They expect you to love them more than your granny. Not gonna happen

32. They can get away with wearing trainers if they're short and we have to wear heels which hurt!

33. They never want to slowdance

34. They eventually go bald

35. The good ones are gay

36. Take pride in their rude bodily functions

37. Beanies are REALLY BAD

38. More than 76% don't hug with heart

39. They never have an adequate pencil case that fulfills all equipment requirements so they just take your stuff! And don't return it. Ever.

40. They always put stuff in your handbag because they don't want to put it in their own pockets. Lazy bums

41. They send mixed signals. Confusing idiots

42. They show off too much

43. They always talk about doing stuff but they're not even brave enough to make the first move

44. They need to be somewhere between commodore norrington and jack sparrow. Like the good safeness but then the cheeky bad boyness. (ok so we just watched Pirates of the Caribbean!!)

45. They should smile more!

46. We already know models are pretty we don't have to hear it ten million times

47. They don't have sentimental stuffness

48. They don't introduce you to their mum. Girls can be good with mums! Just 'Cause Your not good with our Dads!

49. They like to come across as intellectual. If we like you then you don't have to prove anything to us!!

50. They never want you to take their picture!

51. Hold our hands more

52. More guys should get accents. Accents are hot!

53. Sports are good but don't push it

54. They should wear long sleeves more

55. They need to take control of the situation instead of leaving it to us and not asserting their manliness

56. Find the balance between confident and cocky

57. Don't do thumbs up. It's cute once. Twice is pushing it and thus there will be no thrice!

58. They should wink more!! Winking is hot

59. Don't deny when you know we know

60. Don't have girl best friends with hidden agendas. It doesn't work like that

61. They don't know when you have an "our song" well why not!

62. We always put our hands up even though we knew the answer like ten million years before they did. And then they shout it out and ruin everything

63. They're not good with birthday cards and Christmas cards and valentines cards and any sentimental stuff. Where as we write really meaningful messages!

64. Their excuses aren't valid yet somehow they make it seem like they are. Then turn it around on us and make us feel bad.

65. They always think that they're right. Even when they're clearly not.

66. Sometimes they can be really cruel

67. They never say good things when you need it the most

68. What happened to old fashioned gentlemanliness and courtesy and manners

69. <<<<< need we say more LMAO.

70. They just don't know.